So the pizza delivery guy called me up when he was en route referred to himself as the "pizza technician." Technician! I nearly burst out laughing before I restrained myself (a new one for me.)
If you're going to call yourself that, you'd better have some serious technical skills -- something more than being able to plug in a computer or drive a car. In that case, we'd all be technicians. Carrying a pizza from your maroon Chevy Impala to my front door does not a technician make.
So what's next, will the supermarket bagger become the "grocery packaging technician"? Maybe the gas station worker who pumps gas can call himself the "automotive fuel technician." And the kid at McDonald's can be the "beef lard technician."
I'm going to start calling myself a "laundry technician", a "snack-production technician" and a "child-mediation technician."
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