Funny of the Night

Jarvis just asked our 10-year-old the following:

"QB, do you want to use the Walkman?"

Answer:

"What's that?"

Oh, we're so old.

AWOL iPad

My son lost my iPad this week. He left it at Walgreen's, you see, after he set it down to take a closer look at the water guns. Who wouldn't?

Regardless, I'm one angry bird.

So now, to decide on a suitable punishment. I'm thinking I'll make him read all his books the old-fashioned way instead of on a touchscreen. Oh, the horror. That ought to teach him a thing or two.