AWOL iPad

My son lost my iPad this week. He left it at Walgreen's, you see, after he set it down to take a closer look at the water guns. Who wouldn't?

Regardless, I'm one angry bird.

So now, to decide on a suitable punishment. I'm thinking I'll make him read all his books the old-fashioned way instead of on a touchscreen. Oh, the horror. That ought to teach him a thing or two.